(January 26, 2016 at 2:39 pm)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he's gone.
I bought a new parrot.
He was hungry.
So I fed him polyfilla.
Now he's an ex-parrot!

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"