Now have a crack at the alternative "atheists' wager" proposed. I also want to reiterate that I am not the author of the piece and I have tried to track down the original, for a citation. Maybe someone else will have better luck.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'