Looks like there might be Mormons ambushing people shoppers today...

[God of Mr. Hanky]

I've honestly never seen them bothering anyone in public, they only used to come to my door, at least until I got myself permanently blacklisted, and now I only see them riding their precious little bikes down the road.

I once ran into some Mormons trolling a public beach where I worked as a kid, which is only 90 minutes upstate of NYC.

Fortunately, they will put you on the black list and never bother you again if you tell them, just as nicely as they do deserve as dishonest citizens, to fuck off. Having a gun displayed helps too