The only proselytizers who didn't get shown the road in a fast minute were the (I swear this is true) two neo-Druids who came to my flat when I was a student. I actually stepped out and engaged them for a minute or two, since I had never seen door to door Druids. Nice blokes, very polite - they were inviting people to a do they were having, something to do with an equinox, I think. They gave me a pamphlet, which I kept for years.
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‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax