If you're serious about getting them off your porch....
If you're not quite as serious....
I had some unknown denom show up at my door, as soon as I saw they were toting bibles, I interrupted and said "Not interested" and closed the door. The whole apartment complex has "no soliciting" signs on every entrance.
That doesn't stop some of the special little snowflakes - cable/satellite/phone companies don't seem to think they're bound by it, nor the local ripoff furniture/appliance rental place.
If you're not quite as serious....
I had some unknown denom show up at my door, as soon as I saw they were toting bibles, I interrupted and said "Not interested" and closed the door. The whole apartment complex has "no soliciting" signs on every entrance.
That doesn't stop some of the special little snowflakes - cable/satellite/phone companies don't seem to think they're bound by it, nor the local ripoff furniture/appliance rental place.





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