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What to do when they knock on your door.
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RE: What to do when they knock on your door.
This actually happened to me just last year with some Jehovah's Witnesses. I think they used to visit a lady that used to live in my apartment. I informed them at the door that I'm an atheist, and they posited that I perhaps just didn't understand the Bible properly.


At that, I politely invited them in, sat them down on my couch, and proceeded to drag out all the parts of the Bible that they don't know about and/or don't like to talk about because there's no good answer for them. They floundered around for a bit before thanking me for my time and scooting out the door with their tails tucked.


I can still picture the desperate prayers they must have been uttering as they rolled out of my complex.
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):

"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)

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What to do when they knock on your door. - by Expired - February 17, 2016 at 6:47 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by Jenny A - February 17, 2016 at 7:04 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by Cecelia - February 17, 2016 at 7:08 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by drfuzzy - February 17, 2016 at 7:13 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by MTL - February 17, 2016 at 8:40 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by vorlon13 - February 17, 2016 at 8:07 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by drfuzzy - February 17, 2016 at 10:47 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by Minimalist - February 17, 2016 at 8:42 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by brewer - February 17, 2016 at 9:14 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by Regina - February 17, 2016 at 9:29 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by Ravenshire - February 17, 2016 at 9:51 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by Jackalope - February 17, 2016 at 10:38 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by MTL - February 17, 2016 at 11:10 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by Jackalope - February 17, 2016 at 10:43 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by lisah - February 17, 2016 at 10:47 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by Aroura - February 17, 2016 at 10:51 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by vorlon13 - February 17, 2016 at 11:16 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by Edwardo Piet - February 17, 2016 at 11:16 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by Redbeard The Pink - February 18, 2016 at 12:19 am
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by drfuzzy - February 18, 2016 at 10:04 am
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by Jackalope - February 18, 2016 at 3:02 am
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by robvalue - February 18, 2016 at 3:13 am
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by robvalue - February 18, 2016 at 3:17 am
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by robvalue - February 18, 2016 at 3:20 am
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by robvalue - February 18, 2016 at 4:16 am
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by Gawdzilla - February 18, 2016 at 6:35 am
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by MTL - February 18, 2016 at 7:44 am
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by Gawdzilla - February 18, 2016 at 8:48 am
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by LastPoet - February 18, 2016 at 9:02 am
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by Gawdzilla - February 18, 2016 at 9:23 am
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by abaris - February 18, 2016 at 11:04 am
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by vorlon13 - February 18, 2016 at 1:15 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by Jenny A - February 18, 2016 at 1:51 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by Jackalope - February 19, 2016 at 3:58 am
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by Edwardo Piet - February 18, 2016 at 11:19 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by robvalue - February 19, 2016 at 4:20 am
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by Joods - February 19, 2016 at 5:56 am
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by Mermaid - February 19, 2016 at 9:09 am
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by dyresand - February 20, 2016 at 2:53 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by Expired - February 27, 2016 at 7:11 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by J a c k - February 27, 2016 at 7:53 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by vorlon13 - February 27, 2016 at 9:19 pm

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