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What to do when they knock on your door.

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What to do when they knock on your door.
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RE: What to do when they knock on your door.
February 19, 2016 at 6:00 am
(February 19, 2016 at 5:56 am)Nymphadora Wrote: A number of years ago, I stole a FB meme and posted the following to my door:

ATTENTION SOLICITORS

There will be a $50 charge per half hour for listening to you. The minimum charge is $150.
Payable by cash only. By knocking on this door, you agree to abide by these terms.
Please have your money ready or prepare to be prosecuted for violation of this agreement, should you choose to knock and not have payment.

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What to do when they knock on your door.

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What to do when they knock on your door. - by Expired - February 17, 2016 at 6:47 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by Jenny A - February 17, 2016 at 7:04 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by Cecelia - February 17, 2016 at 7:08 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by drfuzzy - February 17, 2016 at 7:13 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by MTL - February 17, 2016 at 8:40 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by vorlon13 - February 17, 2016 at 8:07 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by drfuzzy - February 17, 2016 at 10:47 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by Minimalist - February 17, 2016 at 8:42 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by brewer - February 17, 2016 at 9:14 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by Regina - February 17, 2016 at 9:29 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by Ravenshire - February 17, 2016 at 9:51 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by Jackalope - February 17, 2016 at 10:38 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by MTL - February 17, 2016 at 11:10 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by Jackalope - February 17, 2016 at 10:43 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by lisah - February 17, 2016 at 10:47 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by Aroura - February 17, 2016 at 10:51 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by vorlon13 - February 17, 2016 at 11:16 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by Edwardo Piet - February 17, 2016 at 11:16 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by drfuzzy - February 18, 2016 at 10:04 am
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by Jackalope - February 18, 2016 at 3:02 am
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by robvalue - February 18, 2016 at 3:13 am
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by robvalue - February 18, 2016 at 3:17 am
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by robvalue - February 18, 2016 at 3:20 am
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by robvalue - February 18, 2016 at 4:16 am
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by Gawdzilla - February 18, 2016 at 6:35 am
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by MTL - February 18, 2016 at 7:44 am
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by Gawdzilla - February 18, 2016 at 8:48 am
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by LastPoet - February 18, 2016 at 9:02 am
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by Gawdzilla - February 18, 2016 at 9:23 am
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by abaris - February 18, 2016 at 11:04 am
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by vorlon13 - February 18, 2016 at 1:15 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by Jenny A - February 18, 2016 at 1:51 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by Jackalope - February 19, 2016 at 3:58 am
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by Edwardo Piet - February 18, 2016 at 11:19 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by robvalue - February 19, 2016 at 4:20 am
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by Joods - February 19, 2016 at 5:56 am
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by account_inactive - February 19, 2016 at 6:00 am
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by Mermaid - February 19, 2016 at 9:09 am
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by dyresand - February 20, 2016 at 2:53 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by Expired - February 27, 2016 at 7:11 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by J a c k - February 27, 2016 at 7:53 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by vorlon13 - February 27, 2016 at 9:19 pm

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