(February 19, 2016 at 5:56 am)Nymphadora Wrote: A number of years ago, I stole a FB meme and posted the following to my door:
ATTENTION SOLICITORS
There will be a $50 charge per half hour for listening to you. The minimum charge is $150.
Payable by cash only. By knocking on this door, you agree to abide by these terms.
Please have your money ready or prepare to be prosecuted for violation of this agreement, should you choose to knock and not have payment.
Love it haha