The problem of evil/suffering when it comes to children

[God of Mr. Hanky]

Precisely, it doesn't break down or become non applicable in any situation.

But it still does not solve the dilemma of why an Omni benevolent god would allow evil to occur. Its a non-answer, it's the same as saying I don't know.

Yes, it's a perversely dishonest way of saying "I don't know", without having to deal with the obvious problems in one's theistic doctrine.