(March 2, 2016 at 3:55 pm)TheRocketSurgeon Wrote: I'm just baffled that she claims I have the Genesis story wrong, since I typed it and (just to be sure) went to look at a Christian website that gave a concise summary of the story. My version was so close that I could have been marked for plagiarism! And yet I'm still told that I have it wrong.
Why is trying to talk about the problems of the Bible like playing "denominational whack-a-mole"? You hit Fundamentalist Interpretation Type A7's version right on the head, and...nope! Turned out it was Fundamenalist Interpretation Type C3. Sorry, atheist, you don't know what you're talking about!
Edit to Add: I do feel a little better, though. I needed that accusation of being an agent of Satan to complete my "Stupid Things Fundies Say" Bingo card.
BINGO!
May I see the documentation for the evidence of the Israelite God coming for the storm god El? As well as the evidence of the change of the biblical old testament documents that were altered trying to cover up the fact?
