RE: joke time
March 18, 2016 at 3:24 am
(This post was last modified: March 18, 2016 at 3:25 am by IATIA.)
A well to do traveling salesman checks in at a fancy hotel.
He is escorted to his room and shown all the amenities.
The salesman generously tips the bellhop.
As the bellhop turns to leave, he asks if there is anything else that he could do.
“Yeah. I need a woman.”
“Not problem, any particulars?”
“I would like a blonde, about six foot tall and around 90 pounds.”
“That’s a bit unique, but I will see what I can do.”
About 2 hours later, there is a knock at the door.”
The salesman opens the door and standing there is a blonde, about six foot tall and around 90 pounds.
“Come on in.”
The woman steps in the room and the salesman closes the door.
“I would like you to undress and get down on all fours.”
The woman smiles and does as she is asked.
The salesman leaves the room and moments later comes back with a Weimaraner.
While looking at he dog, he points at the woman.
He is escorted to his room and shown all the amenities.
The salesman generously tips the bellhop.
As the bellhop turns to leave, he asks if there is anything else that he could do.
“Yeah. I need a woman.”
“Not problem, any particulars?”
“I would like a blonde, about six foot tall and around 90 pounds.”
“That’s a bit unique, but I will see what I can do.”
About 2 hours later, there is a knock at the door.”
The salesman opens the door and standing there is a blonde, about six foot tall and around 90 pounds.
“Come on in.”
The woman steps in the room and the salesman closes the door.
“I would like you to undress and get down on all fours.”
The woman smiles and does as she is asked.
The salesman leaves the room and moments later comes back with a Weimaraner.
While looking at he dog, he points at the woman.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
