(March 22, 2016 at 8:15 am)Little Rik Wrote:(March 22, 2016 at 5:19 am)Nymphadora Wrote: You idiot. I never mentioned any dream. So, that one is out.
I never mentioned veg life. So that's out too.
You are speaking in non-sense.
My cat most certainly does have a purpose. It's all in her plan. You just have to believe in the plan.
So.... you still haven't proven that I do not have a magical cat that rides a unicorn that farts glitter. Again - prove to me I DON'T have one.
Yes, I did proved.
You are so damn wrong here. First of all you still have yet to prove that I do not have a magical cat that rides a unicorn who farts glitter. All you have done is type out words in a post. That isn't proof of anything.
Quote:Everything serve a purpose and everything is made of consciousness-energy.
Proof or it's not true.
Quote:Cats do not have plans such as ......... ride a unicorn that farts glitter .....
You don't exclusively know this. Magical or not, cats could very well be planning to take over the world right now. Ever hear of the phrase "Dogs have owners. Cats have staff." This is because cats rule and there's nothing you can do to stop them.
Quote:It just would go against nature and cats follow instinct or mother nature
therefore it is just not possible.
Again, I ask for proof of this. If this is your claim, then how do you really know for sure that cats aren't planning some sort of mutiny here.
Quote:Cats also do not have the brains to plan such a things.
Given what I have seen in this life, and what I see cats being capable of doing (riding a unicorn, in my case), You are very wrong. I suggest, for your own sake, before any cat reads this, that you repent and bow down now. Save your soul while you still can!
Quote:Cat's purpose in life is to gain more consciousness in order to evolve as fast as they can.
And you know this how? Did you read this somewhere or is this something that you've thought up in your head? Again, Prove I do not have a magical cat that rides a unicorn that farts glitter. That's all I'm asking you do.
Quote:That sort of bullshit would set it back in his evolutionary progress so it is obvious that what you have dream of is none but bullshit.
None of this is a dream. Damn I wish you could understand what it is like to have to care for these two animals. First, the cat requires her meal to be brought to her three times a day, all at the exact same times, on a silver platter. Not one morsel of food can be out of place. Her drinking water has to be drawn by hand, from a spring that's at least four hours away. It must be no more than three days old. So every two days, I have to drive to the spring to fetch her water.
The unicorn isn't any better. His food must be served in a feed bucket made out of pure white marble. Do you know how long it took me to find one of those? He's gotta have a snack of sweet feed once a day and if I don't give him exactly the same portion that he got the day before, he farts glitter on me. It's really embarrassing to show up to school covered in glitter. That and he gets to drink out of the above ground pool we have in the back yard.
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand.