(March 19, 2011 at 7:00 am)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: I was walking along the beach at night and it was so dark out I couldn't see for the life of me. I look up at the starry sky and watch as shooting stars do loop-de-loops above me. I hear the sound of a creek, and, not wanting to get my feet wet, i close my eyes to focus in on the sound. I open my eyes and it's high noon, so I easily cross the creek. Then I wonder how far I've gotten, so I look back, and the beach cabin is about a mile away. I stretch and turn forward and I am in my bed, naked, with a rat erotically chewing on my left nipple. *censored*


So... why a rat?
