You know you've been on the forum too long when...

[SteelCurtain]

Your need to explain and your sad face at the end is cute, CM.

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I shouldn't join A69 on this account because I'm on so much while at work (and from what I hear goes on in there some of that shit could get me fired and I do not want to slip up on that and accidentally open a thread I shouldn't), and I can't create a second account because two accounts for the same person isn't allowed.

TBH none of the thread titles are that bad. I'm guessing that if your boss is cool with you on the forums, there won't be any problem with the titles of the threads in A69. I just wouldn't open some of the threads. The debauchery would be too much!