Has anyone discovered a successful way to make religious people atheist?

[The Valkyrie]

There's a sign next to my door advising religious people not to knock if they're pushing their beliefs.

Anyway, most of my family are JoHos, too.

I've been getting a lot of proselytizing door-knockers lately... I think I'll post a sign on my door that says, "My time is worth $50/hour. If you intend to discuss religion with me, I will take $25 in advance, and you may speak to me for a half-hour, or $50 for the full hour. Cash only please."

Make sure it's real money, not those fake notes they love to use.