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I was good at Walmart today
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I was good at Walmart today
Idiot ahead of me at the checkout could not get the card machine to work right, and finally the clerk came around and grabbed his card and tried it again and said:

"You didn't stick it in far enough"




I had to get 4 stitches in my lip.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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I was good at Walmart today - by vorlon13 - April 14, 2016 at 10:48 pm
I was good at Walmart today - by LadyForCamus - April 14, 2016 at 10:52 pm
RE: I was good at Walmart today - by Minimalist - April 14, 2016 at 11:27 pm
RE: I was good at Walmart today - by robvalue - April 15, 2016 at 2:34 am
RE: I was good at Walmart today - by Jackalope - April 15, 2016 at 2:36 am
RE: I was good at Walmart today - by Silver - April 15, 2016 at 2:37 am
RE: I was good at Walmart today - by robvalue - April 15, 2016 at 2:38 am
RE: I was good at Walmart today - by Minimalist - April 15, 2016 at 2:42 am
RE: I was good at Walmart today - by SteelCurtain - April 15, 2016 at 3:32 am
RE: I was good at Walmart today - by brewer - April 15, 2016 at 9:12 pm
RE: I was good at Walmart today - by vorlon13 - April 15, 2016 at 9:16 pm
RE: I was good at Walmart today - by NaughtyButNice - April 24, 2016 at 7:43 pm
RE: I was good at Walmart today - by J a c k - April 24, 2016 at 11:03 pm
RE: I was good at Walmart today - by Minimalist - April 24, 2016 at 11:22 pm
RE: I was good at Walmart today - by Silver - April 24, 2016 at 11:29 pm

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