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Three Questions for God
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RE: Three Questions for God
(April 18, 2016 at 1:50 pm)Godschild Wrote:
(April 18, 2016 at 9:41 am)Time Traveler Wrote: The Judeo-Christian God finally reveals himself to everyone on the planet, convincing you and every adherent of all other “false” religions beyond any doubt that he, Yahweh, is indeed real. He offers you a chance to ask three questions without fear of reprisal. What would you ask?

My questions would be…

1) You remained hidden for so long. Did you wait to reveal yourself until now because the religious wars between Islam and Christianity, Protestant and Catholic, etc., amused you?

2) So, are the Catholics right in accepting evolution, or did you plant false evidence as the young earth creationists attest?

3) And what were you thinking when you made the esophagus and windpipe so close together? I nearly choked on my beer when I found out you were real!

 God would shock you to your very core with the answers, if you actually were able to choke out such questions facing the Almighty God.

GC

No no he wouldn't god of the bible is a psychopathic coward pretty sure he isn't all powerful i mean why did he destroy the tower of babel 
and why are steel chariots his weakness? I mean for fucks sakes if steel chariots are a issue than thanks, battle ships, submarines, etc
is really scaring him into not wanting to show up
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today. 


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Three Questions for God - by Time Traveler - April 18, 2016 at 9:41 am
RE: Three Questions for God - by Divinity - April 18, 2016 at 12:01 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by dyresand - April 18, 2016 at 1:03 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by Time Traveler - April 18, 2016 at 4:26 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by robvalue - April 18, 2016 at 12:34 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 22, 2016 at 10:15 am
RE: Three Questions for God - by ErGingerbreadMandude - April 18, 2016 at 1:30 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by Godschild - April 18, 2016 at 1:50 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by Neo-Scholastic - April 18, 2016 at 2:00 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by ApeNotKillApe - April 18, 2016 at 2:10 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by ErGingerbreadMandude - April 18, 2016 at 2:28 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by ApeNotKillApe - April 18, 2016 at 2:32 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by ErGingerbreadMandude - April 18, 2016 at 2:51 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by ApeNotKillApe - April 18, 2016 at 2:56 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by ErGingerbreadMandude - April 18, 2016 at 3:07 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by dyresand - April 18, 2016 at 3:17 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by Cyberman - April 18, 2016 at 2:12 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by robvalue - April 18, 2016 at 4:07 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by Cyberman - April 18, 2016 at 4:31 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by Ben Davis - April 26, 2016 at 9:19 am
RE: Three Questions for God - by The Valkyrie - April 18, 2016 at 3:56 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by Minimalist - April 18, 2016 at 3:58 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by KevinM1 - April 18, 2016 at 5:04 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by Crossless1 - April 18, 2016 at 5:06 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by Joods - April 26, 2016 at 11:08 am
RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 22, 2016 at 10:28 am
RE: Three Questions for God - by Neo-Scholastic - April 18, 2016 at 5:17 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by Time Traveler - April 18, 2016 at 5:33 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by Athene - April 18, 2016 at 7:22 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by Wyrd of Gawd - April 18, 2016 at 8:23 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by ignoramus - April 19, 2016 at 2:07 am
RE: Three Questions for God - by Cecelia - April 18, 2016 at 5:23 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 22, 2016 at 10:32 am
RE: Three Questions for God - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - April 18, 2016 at 7:53 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 22, 2016 at 10:33 am
RE: Three Questions for God - by robvalue - April 19, 2016 at 1:55 am
RE: Three Questions for God - by Foxaèr - April 19, 2016 at 1:58 am
RE: Three Questions for God - by LadyForCamus - April 19, 2016 at 9:48 am
RE: Three Questions for God - by Ben Davis - April 26, 2016 at 10:57 am
RE: Three Questions for God - by ignoramus - April 20, 2016 at 5:22 am
RE: Three Questions for God - by robvalue - April 20, 2016 at 6:27 am
RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 21, 2016 at 9:45 am
RE: Three Questions for God - by Time Traveler - April 21, 2016 at 2:32 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 21, 2016 at 3:47 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by Chad32 - April 21, 2016 at 10:04 am
RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 22, 2016 at 10:35 am
RE: Three Questions for God - by Chad32 - April 22, 2016 at 1:56 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 22, 2016 at 4:48 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by Chad32 - April 22, 2016 at 4:54 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by robvalue - April 21, 2016 at 10:56 am
RE: Three Questions for God - by KevinM1 - April 21, 2016 at 10:59 am
RE: Three Questions for God - by robvalue - April 21, 2016 at 11:05 am
RE: Three Questions for God - by Simon Moon - April 21, 2016 at 4:11 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by robvalue - April 22, 2016 at 4:12 am
RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 22, 2016 at 10:42 am
RE: Three Questions for God - by Cyberman - April 22, 2016 at 10:36 am
RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 22, 2016 at 10:50 am
RE: Three Questions for God - by Cyberman - April 22, 2016 at 10:52 am
RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 22, 2016 at 4:21 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by Time Traveler - April 22, 2016 at 12:40 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 22, 2016 at 4:32 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by Time Traveler - April 22, 2016 at 9:45 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 23, 2016 at 10:57 am
RE: Three Questions for God - by Time Traveler - April 23, 2016 at 12:47 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 24, 2016 at 1:22 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by robvalue - April 22, 2016 at 1:00 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 22, 2016 at 4:46 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by ApeNotKillApe - April 22, 2016 at 4:24 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by robvalue - April 23, 2016 at 2:49 am
RE: Three Questions for God - by robvalue - April 23, 2016 at 2:26 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 24, 2016 at 1:23 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by Nihilist Virus - April 24, 2016 at 5:56 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by paulpablo - April 24, 2016 at 6:06 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 25, 2016 at 8:51 am
RE: Three Questions for God - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - April 24, 2016 at 7:27 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 25, 2016 at 8:55 am
RE: Three Questions for God - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - April 25, 2016 at 6:58 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 26, 2016 at 8:39 am
RE: Three Questions for God - by Cyberman - April 25, 2016 at 8:43 am
RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 25, 2016 at 9:00 am
RE: Three Questions for God - by LadyForCamus - April 25, 2016 at 9:14 am
RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 25, 2016 at 9:48 am
RE: Three Questions for God - by Cyberman - April 25, 2016 at 9:36 am
RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 25, 2016 at 9:48 am
RE: Three Questions for God - by Chad32 - April 25, 2016 at 9:58 am
RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 25, 2016 at 10:54 am
RE: Three Questions for God - by Chad32 - April 25, 2016 at 11:11 am
RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 25, 2016 at 11:41 am
RE: Three Questions for God - by Chad32 - April 25, 2016 at 12:04 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 25, 2016 at 12:45 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by Expired - April 25, 2016 at 10:02 am
RE: Three Questions for God - by JuliaL - April 25, 2016 at 10:16 am
RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 25, 2016 at 11:25 am
RE: Three Questions for God - by JuliaL - April 25, 2016 at 11:45 am
RE: Three Questions for God - by Cyberman - April 25, 2016 at 10:39 am
RE: Three Questions for God - by Cyberman - April 25, 2016 at 12:44 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by TubbyTubby - April 26, 2016 at 9:40 am
RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 26, 2016 at 11:42 am
Three Questions for God - by LadyForCamus - April 26, 2016 at 11:32 am
RE: Three Questions for God - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - April 26, 2016 at 3:46 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 27, 2016 at 12:23 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - April 27, 2016 at 6:49 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - April 26, 2016 at 3:54 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 27, 2016 at 12:24 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by rexbeccarox - April 27, 2016 at 12:43 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 27, 2016 at 1:30 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by rexbeccarox - April 27, 2016 at 2:02 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 27, 2016 at 3:00 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by rexbeccarox - April 27, 2016 at 3:07 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 27, 2016 at 3:24 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - April 27, 2016 at 6:50 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 28, 2016 at 10:07 am
RE: Three Questions for God - by Cyberman - April 27, 2016 at 3:04 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 27, 2016 at 3:22 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by Cyberman - April 28, 2016 at 10:37 am
RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 29, 2016 at 8:56 am
RE: Three Questions for God - by Cyberman - April 29, 2016 at 8:58 am
RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 29, 2016 at 9:15 am
RE: Three Questions for God - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - April 28, 2016 at 3:27 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 29, 2016 at 9:14 am
RE: Three Questions for God - by Cyberman - April 29, 2016 at 10:40 am
RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 29, 2016 at 1:55 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by Cyberman - April 29, 2016 at 7:33 pm
RE: Three Questions for God - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - April 29, 2016 at 5:47 pm

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