(April 18, 2016 at 9:41 am)Time Traveler Wrote: The Judeo-Christian God finally reveals himself to everyone on the planet, convincing you and every adherent of all other “false” religions beyond any doubt that he, Yahweh, is indeed real. He offers you a chance to ask three questions without fear of reprisal. What would you ask?
My questions would be…
1) You remained hidden for so long. Did you wait to reveal yourself until now because the religious wars between Islam and Christianity, Protestant and Catholic, etc., amused you?
2) So, are the Catholics right in accepting evolution, or did you plant false evidence as the young earth creationists attest?
3) And what were you thinking when you made the esophagus and windpipe so close together? I nearly choked on my beer when I found out you were real!
1. I remained hidden because I was embarrassed by the antics of those who claim to be my followers.
2. None of them are right.
3. Ooops. Seemed a good idea at the time. I was drunk and made the platypus at the same time.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
