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Three Questions for God

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RE: Three Questions for God

April 19, 2016 at 9:48 am

1. ALS? I mean...really dude?!

2. Is it just your "essence" that is male, or do you actually have a penis? (Oh, please. I'm not interested. It's just morbid curiosity! Get over yourself, God)

3. If you could snap your fingers and make me a cup size or two larger that'd be great, K.Thanks.

... God grants wishes right?!

Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken.

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Three Questions for God - by Time Traveler - April 18, 2016 at 9:41 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Divinity - April 18, 2016 at 12:01 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by dyresand - April 18, 2016 at 1:03 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Time Traveler - April 18, 2016 at 4:26 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by robvalue - April 18, 2016 at 12:34 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 22, 2016 at 10:15 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by ErGingerbreadMandude - April 18, 2016 at 1:30 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Godschild - April 18, 2016 at 1:50 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Neo-Scholastic - April 18, 2016 at 2:00 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by ApeNotKillApe - April 18, 2016 at 2:10 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by ErGingerbreadMandude - April 18, 2016 at 2:28 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by ApeNotKillApe - April 18, 2016 at 2:32 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by ErGingerbreadMandude - April 18, 2016 at 2:51 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by ApeNotKillApe - April 18, 2016 at 2:56 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by ErGingerbreadMandude - April 18, 2016 at 3:07 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by dyresand - April 18, 2016 at 3:17 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Cyberman - April 18, 2016 at 2:12 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by robvalue - April 18, 2016 at 4:07 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Cyberman - April 18, 2016 at 4:31 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Ben Davis - April 26, 2016 at 9:19 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by The Valkyrie - April 18, 2016 at 3:56 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Minimalist - April 18, 2016 at 3:58 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by KevinM1 - April 18, 2016 at 5:04 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Crossless1 - April 18, 2016 at 5:06 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Joods - April 26, 2016 at 11:08 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 22, 2016 at 10:28 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Neo-Scholastic - April 18, 2016 at 5:17 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Time Traveler - April 18, 2016 at 5:33 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Athene - April 18, 2016 at 7:22 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Wyrd of Gawd - April 18, 2016 at 8:23 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by ignoramus - April 19, 2016 at 2:07 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Cecelia - April 18, 2016 at 5:23 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 22, 2016 at 10:32 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - April 18, 2016 at 7:53 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 22, 2016 at 10:33 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by robvalue - April 19, 2016 at 1:55 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Silver - April 19, 2016 at 1:58 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by LadyForCamus - April 19, 2016 at 9:48 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Ben Davis - April 26, 2016 at 10:57 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by ignoramus - April 20, 2016 at 5:22 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by robvalue - April 20, 2016 at 6:27 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 21, 2016 at 9:45 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Time Traveler - April 21, 2016 at 2:32 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 21, 2016 at 3:47 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Chad32 - April 21, 2016 at 10:04 am

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RE: Three Questions for God - by Chad32 - April 22, 2016 at 1:56 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 22, 2016 at 4:48 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Chad32 - April 22, 2016 at 4:54 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by robvalue - April 21, 2016 at 10:56 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by KevinM1 - April 21, 2016 at 10:59 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by robvalue - April 21, 2016 at 11:05 am

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RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 22, 2016 at 10:42 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Cyberman - April 22, 2016 at 10:36 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 22, 2016 at 10:50 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Cyberman - April 22, 2016 at 10:52 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 22, 2016 at 4:21 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Time Traveler - April 22, 2016 at 12:40 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 22, 2016 at 4:32 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Time Traveler - April 22, 2016 at 9:45 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 23, 2016 at 10:57 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Time Traveler - April 23, 2016 at 12:47 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 24, 2016 at 1:22 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by robvalue - April 22, 2016 at 1:00 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 22, 2016 at 4:46 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by ApeNotKillApe - April 22, 2016 at 4:24 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by robvalue - April 23, 2016 at 2:49 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by robvalue - April 23, 2016 at 2:26 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 24, 2016 at 1:23 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Nihilist Virus - April 24, 2016 at 5:56 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by paulpablo - April 24, 2016 at 6:06 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 25, 2016 at 8:51 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - April 24, 2016 at 7:27 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 25, 2016 at 8:55 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - April 25, 2016 at 6:58 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 26, 2016 at 8:39 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Cyberman - April 25, 2016 at 8:43 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 25, 2016 at 9:00 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by LadyForCamus - April 25, 2016 at 9:14 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 25, 2016 at 9:48 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Cyberman - April 25, 2016 at 9:36 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 25, 2016 at 9:48 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Chad32 - April 25, 2016 at 9:58 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 25, 2016 at 10:54 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Chad32 - April 25, 2016 at 11:11 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 25, 2016 at 11:41 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Chad32 - April 25, 2016 at 12:04 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 25, 2016 at 12:45 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Expired - April 25, 2016 at 10:02 am

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RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 25, 2016 at 11:25 am

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RE: Three Questions for God - by Cyberman - April 25, 2016 at 10:39 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Cyberman - April 25, 2016 at 12:44 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by TubbyTubby - April 26, 2016 at 9:40 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 26, 2016 at 11:42 am

Three Questions for God - by LadyForCamus - April 26, 2016 at 11:32 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - April 26, 2016 at 3:46 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 27, 2016 at 12:23 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - April 27, 2016 at 6:49 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - April 26, 2016 at 3:54 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 27, 2016 at 12:24 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by rexbeccarox - April 27, 2016 at 12:43 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 27, 2016 at 1:30 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by rexbeccarox - April 27, 2016 at 2:02 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 27, 2016 at 3:00 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by rexbeccarox - April 27, 2016 at 3:07 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 27, 2016 at 3:24 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - April 27, 2016 at 6:50 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 28, 2016 at 10:07 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Cyberman - April 27, 2016 at 3:04 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 27, 2016 at 3:22 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Cyberman - April 28, 2016 at 10:37 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 29, 2016 at 8:56 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Cyberman - April 29, 2016 at 8:58 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 29, 2016 at 9:15 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - April 28, 2016 at 3:27 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 29, 2016 at 9:14 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Cyberman - April 29, 2016 at 10:40 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 29, 2016 at 1:55 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Cyberman - April 29, 2016 at 7:33 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - April 29, 2016 at 5:47 pm

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