(April 18, 2016 at 9:41 am)Time Traveler Wrote: The Judeo-Christian God finally reveals himself to everyone on the planet, convincing you and every adherent of all other “false” religions beyond any doubt that he, Yahweh, is indeed real. He offers you a chance to ask three questions without fear of reprisal. What would you ask?
My questions would be…
1) You remained hidden for so long. Did you wait to reveal yourself until now because the religious wars between Islam and Christianity, Protestant and Catholic, etc., amused you?
2) So, are the Catholics right in accepting evolution, or did you plant false evidence as the young earth creationists attest?
3) And what were you thinking when you made the esophagus and windpipe so close together? I nearly choked on my beer when I found out you were real!
Not that I speak for God, but I'd think from what I have observed with similarly asked questions in the bible his answers may go something like:
1)I'm in plain sight, you just have your eyes closed to me.
1a) I'm not found in 'religion' Religion is a tool people use to 'sift' themselves.
2)None are 'right,' only sure of themselves.
3)Did you notice that I did not put gaurd rails and safty net on mountains, or trees? It's to thin the herd of d-bags who do stupid things or who have yet to figure our to stop breathing while they swallow.
And for Rocket #3 was just a joke don't get all huffy and say 'drich is just making crap up God never said...'
