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OP/ED RANT... "You live in your parent's basment"
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RE: OP/ED RANT... "You live in your parent's basment"
(April 29, 2016 at 7:41 pm)vorlon13 Wrote:
(April 29, 2016 at 6:41 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Do not taunt Happy Fun Brian.

Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children  under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Brian.

Caution: Happy Fun Brian may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

Happy Fun Brian contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Do not use Happy Fun Brian on concrete.

Discontinue use of Happy Fun Brian if any of the following occurs:
  • itching
  • vertigo
  • dizziness
  • tingling in extremities
  • loss of balance or coordination
  • slurred speech
  • temporary blindness
  • profuse sweating
  • or heart palpitations.
If Happy Fun Brian begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

Happy Fun Brian may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Happy Fun Brian should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Brian, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.

Ingredients of Happy Fun Brian include an unknown glowing green substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

Happy Fun Brian has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Brian.

LMFAO.......

Oh yea, I certainly fell to earth, and the glowing green stuff was because I fell in Mr Burn's moat at the nuclear power plant.

Reminds me of of a Simpson's episode they did a bit where they spoofed Japanese detergent Mr Sparkle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiAaEPcnlOg
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RE: OP/ED RANT... "You live in your parent's basment" - by Brian37 - April 29, 2016 at 7:50 pm

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