I was there at the time. It happened exactly the way the scientists say it did. I took videos and everything, but I left my phone somewhere between the triassic and the '66 World Cup.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
