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Who Would Jesus Bomb?

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Who Would Jesus Bomb?
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RE: Who Would Jesus Bomb?
April 13, 2011 at 1:57 am
(April 13, 2011 at 1:51 am)Chuck Wrote: Maybe we give Jesus too little credit. Maybe he wouldn't bomb anyone. Maybe if he was somehow made to live through the last 2000 years he would grow with the human progress he witnessed, have a real epiphany, abandon the primitive religion he was born into, renounce his groupies who try to keep humanities in the dark ages in his name, and become a useful human being with a genuinely gainful employment.

Nahhhhhh, if he did his followers would lynch him in his name.

ROFLOL I'm still picturing Jesus with a day job. Thats a new thread right there: "What occupation would Jesus have in today's modern US economy?" I'm pretty sure that there's very few openings for MESSIAH

You think Jesus would make a good telephone marketer?
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Who Would Jesus Bomb?

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Who Would Jesus Bomb? - by Cinjin - April 10, 2011 at 2:21 am
RE: Who Would Jesus Bomb? - by Rwandrall - April 10, 2011 at 7:18 am
RE: Who Would Jesus Bomb? - by reverendjeremiah - April 10, 2011 at 10:43 am
RE: Who Would Jesus Bomb? - by Cinjin - April 12, 2011 at 10:21 pm
RE: Who Would Jesus Bomb? - by Violet - April 13, 2011 at 1:00 am
RE: Who Would Jesus Bomb? - by Anomalocaris - April 13, 2011 at 1:51 am
RE: Who Would Jesus Bomb? - by Cinjin - April 13, 2011 at 1:57 am
RE: Who Would Jesus Bomb? - by Anomalocaris - April 13, 2011 at 2:01 am
RE: Who Would Jesus Bomb? - by Minimalist - April 13, 2011 at 2:16 am
RE: Who Would Jesus Bomb? - by Rayaan - April 13, 2011 at 2:29 am
RE: Who Would Jesus Bomb? - by Cinjin - April 13, 2011 at 2:37 am
RE: Who Would Jesus Bomb? - by Cinjin - April 13, 2011 at 4:56 pm
RE: Who Would Jesus Bomb? - by Minimalist - April 13, 2011 at 5:15 pm
RE: Who Would Jesus Bomb? - by Jaysyn - April 13, 2011 at 5:28 pm
RE: Who Would Jesus Bomb? - by Violet - April 13, 2011 at 6:00 pm
RE: Who Would Jesus Bomb? - by Minimalist - April 13, 2011 at 6:06 pm

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