Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church

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Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church

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RE: Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church

April 17, 2011 at 2:10 pm

(April 17, 2011 at 10:14 am)reverendjeremiah Wrote: Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church - This tornado literally touched down blocks away from me, but me and my family were not hurt. I cant say that for the others. Quite sad really, and to top it off, there are hundreds upon hundreds of people begging me for my prayers to them..do they not realize their god just destroyed one of their churches? What will it take before they see the reality of the situation...sad...so very sad, and it is compounded by sophomoric superstitious blah blah.

I will be donating money, not worthless prayers.

It is very sad ... and pathetic. Mostly because we already know all the ridiculous things they will say.
#1 god works in mysterious ways.
#2 god has a plan.
#3 We can't understand that plan because we're just humans.
#4 We will rebuild for the glory of god
#5 (right after they get the insurance check ... ) praise god, we have an even better church.

............if their god is real ... its no wonder he smacked their church into the ground.

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Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church - by reverendjeremiah - April 17, 2011 at 10:14 am

RE: Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church - by Minimalist - April 17, 2011 at 11:24 am

RE: Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church - by Cinjin - April 17, 2011 at 2:10 pm

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RE: Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church - by reverendjeremiah - April 17, 2011 at 7:02 pm

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RE: Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church - by Minimalist - April 17, 2011 at 6:33 pm

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RE: Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church - by Ace Otana - April 17, 2011 at 7:31 pm

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RE: Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church - by Cinjin - April 19, 2011 at 6:00 pm

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