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Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church
April 17, 2011 at 10:14 am
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At least 4 killed in NC storms; death toll at 21
Quote:Hymnals still rested on the pews at the nearby Boone's Chapel Baptist Church, even though the walls and roof had blown away. Tammie Silas joined other church members, cleaning up the debris. She came upon two Hollon family photos that were pulled from debris scattered over a quarter-mile
Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church - This tornado literally touched down blocks away from me, but me and my family were not hurt. I cant say that for the others. Quite sad really, and to top it off, there are hundreds upon hundreds of people begging me for my prayers to them..do they not realize their god just destroyed one of their churches? What will it take before they see the reality of the situation...sad...so very sad, and it is compounded by sophomoric superstitious blah blah.
I will be donating money, not worthless prayers.
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RE: Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church
April 17, 2011 at 11:24 am
Perhaps the Flying Spaghetti Monster protected you and said "fuck jesus" at the same time?
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RE: Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church
April 17, 2011 at 2:10 pm
(April 17, 2011 at 10:14 am)reverendjeremiah Wrote: Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church - This tornado literally touched down blocks away from me, but me and my family were not hurt. I cant say that for the others. Quite sad really, and to top it off, there are hundreds upon hundreds of people begging me for my prayers to them..do they not realize their god just destroyed one of their churches? What will it take before they see the reality of the situation...sad...so very sad, and it is compounded by sophomoric superstitious blah blah.
I will be donating money, not worthless prayers.
It is very sad ... and pathetic. Mostly because we already know all the ridiculous things they will say.
#1 god works in mysterious ways.
#2 god has a plan.
#3 We can't understand that plan because we're just humans.
#4 We will rebuild for the glory of god
#5 (right after they get the insurance check ... ) praise god, we have an even better church.
............if their god is real ... its no wonder he smacked their church into the ground.
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RE: Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church
April 17, 2011 at 6:21 pm
(April 17, 2011 at 10:14 am)reverendjeremiah Wrote: http://hosted2.ap.org/COGRA/d30f3f32e9d8...1a62fe19e1
At least 4 killed in NC storms; death toll at 21
Quote:Hymnals still rested on the pews at the nearby Boone's Chapel Baptist Church, even though the walls and roof had blown away. Tammie Silas joined other church members, cleaning up the debris. She came upon two Hollon family photos that were pulled from debris scattered over a quarter-mile
Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church - This tornado literally touched down blocks away from me, but me and my family were not hurt. I cant say that for the others. Quite sad really, and to top it off, there are hundreds upon hundreds of people begging me for my prayers to them..do they not realize their god just destroyed one of their churches? What will it take before they see the reality of the situation...sad...so very sad, and it is compounded by sophomoric superstitious blah blah.
I will be donating money, not worthless prayers.
As a christian I thank you for your donation and as a christian I'll ask you to read the book of Job and find for yourself where such distruction comes from.
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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RE: Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church
April 17, 2011 at 6:33 pm
Quote:I'll ask you to read the book of Job and find for yourself where such distruction comes from.
It isn't nice to fuck with Mother Nature and your god is as phony as a $3 bill.
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RE: Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church
April 17, 2011 at 6:38 pm
if i get to those pearly gates and st. peter is asking me why i did not believe in god, i will use a hundred examples like this
a god who is willing to destroy his own followers is not the god for me 
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RE: Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church
April 17, 2011 at 6:43 pm
Does tactical nuking a tornado disrupt it enough to stop it? My thoughts would suggest yet, but does anyone know if this has been tried?
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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RE: Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church
April 17, 2011 at 6:51 pm
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Maybe god was just bored and decided to squish some ants.
Live every day as if already dead, that way you're not disappointed when you are. 
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RE: Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church
April 17, 2011 at 7:02 pm
(April 17, 2011 at 6:21 pm)Godschild Wrote: As a christian I thank you for your donation and as a christian I'll ask you to read the book of Job and find for yourself where such distruction comes from. Well, thats cool. I will donate my money, as usual, annonymously. Whatever they do with it is their concern. as far as the book of Job is concerned, to be honest it is probably one of my most favorite books in the KJV. And when I say "most favorite" I mean "sucks the least". I consider it the divine comedy of the KJV. In the book of Job (which I have read several times) is where I finally come to grips that leaving Christianity was a must, and that Jehovah is an egotistical prick who will bet YOUR lively hood, and the lives of your children, to appease his ego when taunted by the devil. I can point at the book of Job and HONESTLY proclaim that I am much more moral than Jehovah. The answer to this destruction does not come from the book of Job.
The answer comes from modern meteorologists
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RE: Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church
April 17, 2011 at 7:31 pm
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(April 17, 2011 at 6:43 pm)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: Does tactical nuking a tornado disrupt it enough to stop it? My thoughts would suggest yet, but does anyone know if this has been tried?
Has it been tired? : Yes.
Does it work? : No.
Turns out, dropping a nuke into it does fuck all. Just leaves a load of radiation around. When considerable heat and cold temperatures mix, they react by causing a funnel effect (tornado). A nuke produces a huge and powerful wave with large amounts of thermal energy, but does nothing to slow or stop a tornado. All you can do is get the fuck out of it's way, and hope it doesn't hit your home, or harm anyone of course.
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence - Carl Sagan
Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity.
Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist.
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