Conservative Libertarian Michelle Bachmann speaks..

[thesummerqueen]

My friend Eric's run down of our options

Sarah Palin :
Pros: High name recognition.
Cons: Name is recognized as being a crazy idiot.

Michele Bachmann:
Pros: High name recognition.
Cons: Name is recognized only for being crazier than Sarah Palin.

Newt Gingrich :
Pros: He has much experience.
Cons: It's experience at being a prick.

Mike Huckabee :
Pros: Has a good sense of humor
Cons: He has douchebaggy views on pretty much everything

Haley Barbour :
Pros: Probably makes his own moonshine
Cons: Has to put Mississippi on his resume.

Jeb Bush :
Pros: Bush name
Cons: Bush name

Lindsey Graham:
Pros: Has shown ability to compromise on tough issues
Cons: Republican colleagues don't ask, and he won't tell

Bobby Jindal :
Pros: Identified as up-and-coming Republican non-white guy
Cons: Spoke on camera once, and, well...no.

Ron Paul :
Pros: Darling of the internet
Cons: He's a lunatic

Mike Pence :
Pros: Has direct line to God
Cons: God told him not to run. Ever. For anything.

Tim Pawlenty :
Pros: High name recognition
Cons: Poor face recognition

Mitt Romney :
Pros: Smart, Rich
Cons: Practically the author of dirty rotten "Obamacare"

Rick Santorum :
Pros: I could not come up with a single one.
Cons: He's a dick.

Donald Trump :
Pros: Donald Trump thinks he has a brilliant mind.
Cons: Everyone else thinks he's a douche.

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Ugh. I wouldn't fuck her with your dick.
Oh, wait. Bad example.

Pray, remind me...isn't ice/cold detrimental to the erection process anyway?