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What if you lived in a world...full of evil plotting Legos

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What if you lived in a world...full of evil plotting Legos
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RE: What if you lived in a world...full of evil plotting Legos
May 31, 2016 at 1:54 pm
(May 31, 2016 at 8:39 am)Homeless Nutter Wrote:
(May 30, 2016 at 10:31 pm)Losty Wrote: Yea but Legos hurt.
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So do nipple-clamps. It's possible to get used to pretty much anything. Tongue

Judging by how miserable and prickly many old folks are, I'm guessing they're experiencing pain more than twice a day. Yet - with no guarantees of any kind, regarding the number and quality of their remaining years and despite usually expressing some level of belief in an afterlife - they seem to cling to this life, often quite desperately.

Sure - I'd take the extra 50 years and the Legos. Then I'd buy me a box of Lego and start walking all over them, until the soles of my feet were as tough, as those of a Kalahari bush-man. And then anyway I'd probably spend those next 50 years either sitting on my ar*e, or too high to even notice pain - most likely both.

I don't know if it's possible to cheat the universe, but I'm sure as hell going to try...

Ha! This post is awesome! Also regarding nipple clamps, as far as I can tell, you don't get used to the pain. You just enjoy it because you're kinky little pervert. Hypothetically of course Angel
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RE: What if you lived in a world...full of evil plotting Legos - by Losty - May 31, 2016 at 1:54 pm

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