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Something I would ask a priest.
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RE: Something I would ask a priest.
April 19, 2011 at 10:29 am
Apparently, or what I hear from fundies, is that heaven is an endless time of kissing God's ass and singing his praises. Who needs entertainment? You get to tell God how wonderful he is for all eternity.

Which actually kind of makes God look like an insecure asshole. Why would a perfect being need lower life forms to worship him and keep reminding him how great he is for eternity? And don't forget that he tortures those who don't kiss his ass for eternity.

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints,
The sinners are much more fun...
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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Something I would ask a priest. - by Itslikebeingshiton - February 19, 2011 at 11:57 pm
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by Minimalist - February 20, 2011 at 12:47 am
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by Zen Badger - February 20, 2011 at 12:49 am
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by fr0d0 - March 19, 2011 at 6:21 am
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by ozgoat - February 20, 2011 at 1:44 am
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by Nitsuj - February 20, 2011 at 10:22 pm
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by Edwardo Piet - February 21, 2011 at 7:56 am
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by Rwandrall - February 22, 2011 at 10:32 am
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by Thor - February 22, 2011 at 12:41 pm
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by everythingafter - February 24, 2011 at 4:12 pm
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by Thor - February 24, 2011 at 4:47 pm
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by Edwardo Piet - February 22, 2011 at 12:42 pm
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by Thor - February 22, 2011 at 2:59 pm
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by HeyItsZeus - February 22, 2011 at 1:16 pm
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by TheDarkestOfAngels - February 22, 2011 at 2:30 pm
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by Edwardo Piet - February 22, 2011 at 2:34 pm
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by reverendjeremiah - February 22, 2011 at 11:27 pm
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by Ashendant - February 24, 2011 at 2:38 pm
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by Violet - March 19, 2011 at 6:29 am
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by downbeatplumb - April 11, 2011 at 4:12 am
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by reverendjeremiah - March 20, 2011 at 12:37 pm
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by Sarcasm - April 8, 2011 at 1:34 pm
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by LEDO - April 10, 2011 at 9:30 pm
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by sacrilicious - April 18, 2011 at 10:48 pm
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by Doubting Thomas - April 19, 2011 at 10:29 am
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by Ateo - April 19, 2011 at 11:22 am
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by Violet - April 19, 2011 at 11:46 am

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