Most personally convincing reasons you don't believe.

[drfuzzy]

I read that post and this one, Dripshit.  It's all the usual bullshit.  God doesn't exist, Jesus doesn't exist, heaven and hell don't exist, salvation doesn't exist, the wholly babble is a hideous badly-written collection of evil and fairy tales, and until someone can PROVE that any of that crap does exist I don't need to waste any more time on it.

ah... So the light flickers and FINALLY goes on.

So then, if God does not exist, then why oh, why spend so much time arguing the finer points of salvation, just to loose and default to a generic if all else fails 'god does not exist' argument?

The point of this teeth kicking and victory lap is to have you ask a question rather than try and 'correct' a point you do not fully comprehend.

Take all of the "teeth kicking" and "victory laps" your fragile ego needs, Dripshit.  None of us could care less.
I don't argue the finer points of "salvation", which is a fantasy made up by priests to control sheeple.  When a person has been lied to for decades, it is therapeutic to deconstruct those lies for one's own mental health.  
IF I ever needed to ask questions about these things that don't exist, (I can't ever imagine that happening for any reason) I know a lot of priests and preachers.  I would never ask an internet troll with the logic skills and writing style of a 10-year-old.

Your assertions have exactly the same amount of credibility as a young Batman-obsessed boy who goes to school claiming that he got his own batphone, and gets to talk to Batman every day. -- Except that his choice of literature is better.  The comics are a lot more believable than the Bible.  The only logical response to the claim is "prove it".  And you can't.