Increased door-knocking...

[Doubting Thomas]

I haven't been visited by JW's for a while, but they did come around when I lived in another town a few years ago. Plus, just after my wife & I bought our house there, some religious dudes came around and asked if we wanted to go to their church. Of course the answer was not only no, but hell no. Come to find out that some churches scan the public records of recent house purchases and "visit" the people to invite them to their church. Then I think on another occasion there was a copy of the Watchtower stuck in our door. Glad we were gone that day.

I used to get a bunch of religious junk mail from some "church" in Oklahoma that always exhorted me to send in money so I could get rich, because if I sent them money, somehow God would reward me. After I sent back a few polite requests in their pre-paid envelopes to not send me any more of their crap, I started printing out the most disgusting porn images I could find and mailing them back. Eventually the mail stopped. When I googled that church online, I found that their M.O. is to send donation requests to people in poor neighborhoods, which was strange because we were middle class, and I have no idea how they got my name & address.

The town we live in now has no JW's so I'm not bothered by them any more.

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness? Someone who knocks on your door for no reason.