christians at the door?

[lilphil1989]

Some christians came to our door yesterday to talk about jesus (In the freezing cold and snow as well.... f***ing crazy), I'd not long got out of bed (snow day = all morning in bed ), so debate was out of the question, but I think I managed to succeed in sending them away rather confused:

xtian1: hello, how are you today?

me: umm... i'm ok thanks, can i help?

xtian2: we'd like to take a few minutes of your time to talk to you about jesus

me: about who?

xtian2: jesus, our saviour and lord

me: *blank look*

xtian2: surely you know that the lord god sent his son to die for our sins?

me: oohhh, i see, you're confused. You don't mean jesus, you mean captain birdseye

xtians: . . .

me: yes, the lord sent captain birdseye to earth to sell us fish fingers. and also to die for our sins. have you accepted captain birdseye as your personal saviour?

xtian2: no, we...

me: then youre going to hell! do you know what hell's like?

xtians: *fumble for words*

me: that's ok neither do I. But here's what I do know... there aren't any fish fingers... *shuts door*



This isn't a verbatim transcript, but close enough i think
I was quite impressed with myself, in this situation I'd usually say something like "oh... um... im not interested. bye" and then think of something fun to say after theyd gone.

Never had christians at the door before...

[Tiberius]

Haha! Nice one

[LondonLoves]

Had a Mormon come to the door once at the exact time i'd managed to gash my leg open with a knife (don't ask). I politely said "sorry, i'm busy" to which he replied "I'm a doctor!", fetched out my first aid kit and fixed me up good and proper -- really nice chap, too.

From that day on I've always invited Mormons in for a cuppa and a bit of cake and a natter about Mormonism.

[Demonaura]

Maybe it's my country but, I have yet to experience any religious group coming to my door. I'd happily invite them in and put on some coffee (I enjoy the debate at any time, and they usually mean well) but, none ever come.

Either way these stories are great, "I'm a doctor!" lol. I'd be so suspicious.

[chatpilot]

Dont tell a Mormon that story or else they will say that that doctor was sent by the Lord to heal you at home lmfao!! I once held some Jehovas witnesses at my door for two hours straight taking their precious bible and mythological stories apart piece by piece and I did not even invite them in.Lets just say it was a standing room only service but I enjoyed every minute of it.When I am not in the mood for debate a simple I dont have time for Jesus will suffice with a slam of the door before they get a word out in response lol.

[funnyguy]

LMAO that's good!