(April 20, 2011 at 2:09 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote: I used to get a bunch of religious junk mail from some "church" in Oklahoma that always exhorted me to send in money so I could get rich, because if I sent them money, somehow God would reward me. After I sent back a few polite requests in their pre-paid envelopes to not send me any more of their crap, I started printing out the most disgusting porn images I could find and mailing them back. Eventually the mail stopped.
I keep getting mail from St. Matthew's church in Tulsa. The envelope contains a "prayer rug" (actually a piece of paper with a picture of Jesus) that you're instructed to use and then send back to them in their postage paid envelope. They also send a flyer with all kinds of idiotic testimonials from people declaring how the "prayer rug" brought them money, health, a job, a house, etc, etc...
I always plaster the "prayer rug" with pictures of dicks that I cut out of porn magazines. My favorite bit is to make it look like Jesus is giving somebody a blow job with jizz dribbling down his chin. It's fun to imagine some old lady at this church opening my returned envelope and getting the surprise of her life. "Oh, Agnes! Look what somebody did to Jesus!"
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.
God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
