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The Prodigal Son
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RE: The Prodigal Son
The younger son was an idiot and a louse. He wasted everything then went crawling back with false humility, knowing his dad would throw a big feast and act like nothing happened. The older son got sick of their shit and called them on it. The dad backed down and was like "I would have thrown you a feast but I didn't know you wanted one!" The younger son killed them both while they were drunk that night and stole everything, so they went to Hell for being drunk, but then the younger son repented after killing them and God was bound by his parable to forgive.
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The Prodigal Son - by Ignorant - June 8, 2016 at 4:29 am
RE: The Prodigal Son - by robvalue - June 8, 2016 at 4:33 am
RE: The Prodigal Son - by Pat Mustard - June 8, 2016 at 4:41 am
RE: The Prodigal Son - by paulpablo - June 8, 2016 at 8:29 pm
RE: The Prodigal Son - by Wyrd of Gawd - June 8, 2016 at 8:38 pm
RE: The Prodigal Son - by ApeNotKillApe - June 8, 2016 at 4:33 am
RE: The Prodigal Son - by Homeless Nutter - June 8, 2016 at 4:46 am
RE: The Prodigal Son - by Alex K - June 8, 2016 at 4:48 am
RE: The Prodigal Son - by Ignorant - June 8, 2016 at 1:21 pm
RE: The Prodigal Son - by madog - June 8, 2016 at 1:45 pm
RE: The Prodigal Son - by Ignorant - June 8, 2016 at 1:53 pm
RE: The Prodigal Son - by madog - June 8, 2016 at 2:14 pm
RE: The Prodigal Son - by Ignorant - June 8, 2016 at 2:32 pm
RE: The Prodigal Son - by madog - June 8, 2016 at 2:44 pm
RE: The Prodigal Son - by Ignorant - June 8, 2016 at 2:56 pm
RE: The Prodigal Son - by madog - June 8, 2016 at 3:11 pm
RE: The Prodigal Son - by Catholic_Lady - June 8, 2016 at 3:14 pm
RE: The Prodigal Son - by Catholic_Lady - June 8, 2016 at 2:30 pm
RE: The Prodigal Son - by Minimalist - June 8, 2016 at 2:42 pm
RE: The Prodigal Son - by Pat Mustard - June 8, 2016 at 6:40 pm
RE: The Prodigal Son - by Catholic_Lady - June 8, 2016 at 8:13 pm
RE: The Prodigal Son - by Rhondazvous - June 11, 2016 at 9:43 am
RE: The Prodigal Son - by paulpablo - June 12, 2016 at 3:10 am
RE: The Prodigal Son - by Brian37 - June 12, 2016 at 7:36 am
RE: The Prodigal Son - by paulpablo - June 12, 2016 at 9:39 am
RE: The Prodigal Son - by robvalue - June 8, 2016 at 5:21 am
RE: The Prodigal Son - by SofaKingHigh - June 8, 2016 at 5:32 am
RE: The Prodigal Son - by madog - June 8, 2016 at 5:42 am
RE: The Prodigal Son - by Brian37 - June 8, 2016 at 5:50 am
RE: The Prodigal Son - by ApeNotKillApe - June 8, 2016 at 6:01 am
RE: The Prodigal Son - by Ignorant - June 8, 2016 at 1:29 pm
RE: The Prodigal Son - by Little lunch - June 8, 2016 at 6:21 am
RE: The Prodigal Son - by Alex K - June 8, 2016 at 6:28 am
RE: The Prodigal Son - by Pat Mustard - June 8, 2016 at 6:35 pm
RE: The Prodigal Son - by Chad32 - June 8, 2016 at 7:32 am
RE: The Prodigal Son - by I_am_not_mafia - June 8, 2016 at 10:14 am
RE: The Prodigal Son - by Ignorant - June 8, 2016 at 1:27 pm
RE: The Prodigal Son - by Adam Blackstar - June 8, 2016 at 10:49 am
RE: The Prodigal Son - by robvalue - June 8, 2016 at 11:16 am
RE: The Prodigal Son - by Ignorant - June 8, 2016 at 1:25 pm
RE: The Prodigal Son - by Chad32 - June 8, 2016 at 11:34 am
RE: The Prodigal Son - by ApeNotKillApe - June 8, 2016 at 1:30 pm
RE: The Prodigal Son - by Ignorant - June 8, 2016 at 1:56 pm
RE: The Prodigal Son - by ApeNotKillApe - June 8, 2016 at 2:02 pm
RE: The Prodigal Son - by Ignorant - June 8, 2016 at 2:34 pm
RE: The Prodigal Son - by ApeNotKillApe - June 8, 2016 at 2:36 pm
RE: The Prodigal Son - by Ignorant - June 8, 2016 at 2:58 pm
RE: The Prodigal Son - by ApeNotKillApe - June 8, 2016 at 3:11 pm
RE: The Prodigal Son - by Brian37 - June 8, 2016 at 3:26 pm
RE: The Prodigal Son - by Minimalist - June 8, 2016 at 1:49 pm
RE: The Prodigal Son - by Ignorant - June 8, 2016 at 1:54 pm
RE: The Prodigal Son - by Catholic_Lady - June 8, 2016 at 2:26 pm
RE: The Prodigal Son - by ApeNotKillApe - June 8, 2016 at 2:33 pm
RE: The Prodigal Son - by robvalue - June 8, 2016 at 2:36 pm
RE: The Prodigal Son - by Minimalist - June 8, 2016 at 3:13 pm
RE: The Prodigal Son - by Chad32 - June 8, 2016 at 3:19 pm
RE: The Prodigal Son - by Minimalist - June 8, 2016 at 3:15 pm
RE: The Prodigal Son - by Catholic_Lady - June 8, 2016 at 3:22 pm
RE: The Prodigal Son - by Brian37 - June 8, 2016 at 3:38 pm
RE: The Prodigal Son - by Adam Blackstar - June 8, 2016 at 8:33 pm
RE: The Prodigal Son - by Catholic_Lady - June 8, 2016 at 10:00 pm
RE: The Prodigal Son - by Homeless Nutter - June 8, 2016 at 8:57 pm
RE: The Prodigal Son - by Alex K - June 8, 2016 at 3:34 pm
RE: The Prodigal Son - by madog - June 8, 2016 at 4:06 pm
RE: The Prodigal Son - by robvalue - June 8, 2016 at 4:04 pm
RE: The Prodigal Son - by Brian37 - June 8, 2016 at 5:58 pm
RE: The Prodigal Son - by Angrboda - June 8, 2016 at 4:04 pm
RE: The Prodigal Son - by robvalue - June 8, 2016 at 4:07 pm
RE: The Prodigal Son - by Alex K - June 8, 2016 at 4:09 pm
RE: The Prodigal Son - by Wyrd of Gawd - June 8, 2016 at 6:44 pm
RE: The Prodigal Son - by Homeless Nutter - June 8, 2016 at 8:11 pm
RE: The Prodigal Son - by robvalue - June 8, 2016 at 9:39 pm
RE: The Prodigal Son - by robvalue - June 8, 2016 at 10:12 pm
RE: The Prodigal Son - by Adam Blackstar - June 8, 2016 at 10:41 pm
RE: The Prodigal Son - by madog - June 8, 2016 at 10:47 pm
RE: The Prodigal Son - by robvalue - June 8, 2016 at 10:48 pm
RE: The Prodigal Son - by I_am_not_mafia - June 12, 2016 at 4:25 am
RE: The Prodigal Son - by lisah - June 11, 2016 at 8:48 am
RE: The Prodigal Son - by Wyrd of Gawd - June 11, 2016 at 3:00 pm
RE: The Prodigal Son - by lisah - June 12, 2016 at 10:52 am
RE: The Prodigal Son - by robvalue - June 11, 2016 at 7:04 pm
RE: The Prodigal Son - by Wyrd of Gawd - June 11, 2016 at 7:10 pm
RE: The Prodigal Son - by Chad32 - June 11, 2016 at 7:55 pm
RE: The Prodigal Son - by robvalue - June 12, 2016 at 2:45 am
RE: The Prodigal Son - by Thumpalumpacus - June 12, 2016 at 4:57 am
RE: The Prodigal Son - by Brian37 - June 12, 2016 at 7:39 am
RE: The Prodigal Son - by Alex K - June 12, 2016 at 4:02 pm

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