RE: Apparently I need to hope I don't ever get robbed according to gun nuts
June 13, 2016 at 12:37 pm
You really want to get them chewing the carpet? Just say "penis surrogate". (And there may be a pause in there while they Google "surrogate". (And a longer pause if you have to explain it to them because they can't figure out Google.))*
*This is from experience with my gun nut cousins and is not meant in jest of any fashion.
*This is from experience with my gun nut cousins and is not meant in jest of any fashion.