What makes a religion?

[Mister Agenda]

Hmm...

I can see what FaF is saying. If you just have a load of weird beliefs but don't actually do anything with them, I suppose that wouldn't be considered a religion by most people.

So if I believe the Earth is constantly in imminent danger of turning into a grape, and I have to do this weird dance every day to stop it happening, can that be a religion?

Without the cultural element, I'd say not. As they say, if it's one person, it's a delusion; if it's a million, it's a religion.