Here's the thing, Mystic. If someone wants to sell me a car, I'm going to need several basic things. I'm going to need to see its logbook, for one, plus the insurance documents. At the very least, I'm going to want to see the car. If the guy starts tapdancing around, firing up the Deepak Chopra generator and telling me I will see these things if I can only look within myself and will myself to believe, I'm going to suspect they might not have a car to sell me. Aren't I?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'