The main problem with the exodus story is not their stupidity in making the golden calf. It's the premise that we're supposed to believe they continued with their Jewish (or pre-Jewish) traditions, and maintained their spoken language, throughout 400 years of slavery. Africans have been in America for almost 400 years, over a century of which was not involving slavery, and their cultural identity is gone as fuck. They don't know the language of their ancestors or even their names. The majority of African Americans are Christian.
And yet somehow we are supposed to believe that the Jews did not borrow any Egyptian mythology, culture, or language? Dafuq? Noah's flood takes the cake as far as Biblical stupidity, but this Egyptian slavery claim is underrated and should be up there.
And yet somehow we are supposed to believe that the Jews did not borrow any Egyptian mythology, culture, or language? Dafuq? Noah's flood takes the cake as far as Biblical stupidity, but this Egyptian slavery claim is underrated and should be up there.
Jesus is like Pinocchio. He's the bastard son of a carpenter. And a liar. And he wishes he was real.
