Nose and Ear Hair

[The Valkyrie]

Denizens, discuss your technique and frequency.

Nose: Sometimes pull, sometimes cut. All depends on where I'm at (home or away) and the time. If I'm just sitting around playing with my nose and I feel one it's an automatic pull. If I pull, a sneeze is almost guaranteed. I don't trust myself with scissors and the reflection so I contort my nose and put the electric razor to it. Happens about once a month. Ever pull one and it feels like it was attached to your brain? Ever have to shave the outside of your nose?

Ears: Always pull. Whenever I can feel them. Repulsed by hair growing out of ears. There is one mutant hair that grows on my left lobe. Black, thick and curly. Not sure what it is doing there.

Obviously it's a pubic ear