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Shocking DNA discovery - Catholics in crisis
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RE: Shocking DNA discovery - Catholics in crisis
July 12, 2016 at 11:20 pm (This post was last modified: July 12, 2016 at 11:20 pm by vorlon13.)
(July 12, 2016 at 8:01 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: maybe the biscuit can tell if it is being ingested by an unSaved piece of human garbage ?



Oh, hell, shudda remembered:

there is only the 144,000 Saved, and the jesus biscuit can tell when it's in one of the lucky.  The scientists haven't actually managed to test a finalist in the great celestial salvation lottery.

Answer is in the fucking bible every time !!!
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Shocking DNA discovery - Catholics in crisis - by vorlon13 - July 12, 2016 at 11:20 pm

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