(July 12, 2016 at 7:22 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Vatican reeling as DNA tests show communion wafers contain 0% Christ
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Phew... That's a relief. It always bugged me - if I'm eating actual piece of Christ's flesh, what if I got the a**hole, or a piece of the penis? What about the content of his balls - could I be eating Lord's cum? Eww... What about bones, hair and fingernails - are those removed, before the body of Jesus turns into wafer? What about semi-digested stuff from his bowels? Is any of this even cooked?!
But - luckily - no, apparently it was just a wafer... Inserted into my mouth by fat fingers of a likely pedophile, wearing a dress...
Also worth mentioning - Human Genome Project was completed in 2003. Didn't find any dust.
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw