RE: Christians, what is it like to have a personal relationship with Jesus?
July 14, 2016 at 6:16 pm
(July 14, 2016 at 1:39 am)Irrational Wrote: Ok, since I keep noticing that Christians (Evangelical Christians, particularly) tend to doubt that a former Christian was truly a Christian, arguing that the former Christian never truly knew Jesus and never truly had a relationship with him, then what does it mean for someone to have a true relationship with Jesus?
Detail for us all what your relationship with Jesus is like, and what makes you know that you are in such a relationship? Be as specific as can be. Avoid vagueness. Thank you.
Jesus was the sub when I was in a relationship with him. I've moved on because his asshole fell out and we didn't have the money for the surgery.
Jesus is like Pinocchio. He's the bastard son of a carpenter. And a liar. And he wishes he was real.