RE: Christians, what is it like to have a personal relationship with Jesus?
July 15, 2016 at 8:10 am
(This post was last modified: July 15, 2016 at 8:11 am by purplepurpose.)
(July 15, 2016 at 6:15 am)chimp3 Wrote: Years ago at a low point in my life I tried to give this personal relationship thing a go. I sat on my fence in the front yard and sincerely asked God for guidance. A Mockingbird shit on my head. Thanks. Thanks a lot! Last time I tried that.
This couldn't have been a coincidence! How can you follow God if you can even take humbly shit on the head?