RE: Let's see how many apologetics take the bait
July 15, 2016 at 5:40 pm
(This post was last modified: July 15, 2016 at 6:09 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
So much so that "stay away from the shrimp" becomes "shrimp buffet yall..skeet skeet!". 
You both understand that you're describing subjective religious truths, yes? From here on out, whenever either of you prattles on about some objective decree made by your god, or objective truth offered through the same, I'll have to remind you that you can only be referring to your subjective experiences of a god who's "unchanging" and "eternal" nature is no more adequately expressed in that than in the night and day difference between shrimpgod and goaheadgod.
You both understand that you're describing subjective religious truths, yes? From here on out, whenever either of you prattles on about some objective decree made by your god, or objective truth offered through the same, I'll have to remind you that you can only be referring to your subjective experiences of a god who's "unchanging" and "eternal" nature is no more adequately expressed in that than in the night and day difference between shrimpgod and goaheadgod.
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