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King James is the real Bible.
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RE: King James is the real Bible.
(July 19, 2016 at 6:18 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: Wait. Does the KJV make clear the horizontal vs vertical rock crusher controversy?

It's a bit ambiguous. It only says
And thou shaltst crush thy rock in that fashion which I, thy God, hath commanded.

But horizontalist scholars all agree that vertical rock crushers are probably an insult to God because they are reminiscent of the tower of babel, whereas horizontal rock crushers display the necessary humility towards the LORD up on high. The verticalist faction otoh thinks horizontal rock crushers are a monument to praise the rock-crushing strength of the LORD, whereas horizontal crushers, with their proximity to the netherworld, are corrosive for morality. Many wars have been fought. In fact, the entire population of Europe was wiped out twice over this controversy.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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King James is the real Bible. - by KJV-reader - July 19, 2016 at 5:31 am
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