King James is the real Bible.

[Pat Mustard]

Hi.
The King James version of the Bible really is the only true word of God.
This has been proven over and over again.
I've never read anything that can disprove the KJV isn't real. Having read other Bibles you can see they do not compare as the KJV actually comes from the scriptures and tells you the real words of God and unlike other Bibles the words were translated correctly and not changed to fit other religions dogma.

I will pray for you all.

Of course the kjv bible is real, I can buy it off amazon, you silly billy. The stories contained therein are bullshit and lies, from the two contradictory creation myths through the false stories of floods and mass slavery in Egypt (does it worry you that Moses' band of idiots took forty years to cross the Sinai a feat that an arthritic granny would manage in two weeks?), the myth of a kingdom of Israel to its crowning glory the wholly fictional greek character called Jesus.

We know the particular version is a bad copy of a bad translation of the original greek language texts, written in archaic and little used english (the language changed a lot between Elizabeth's and Charles' reigns) and deliberately altered to try to bolster Charles' pretension to a divine right to an absolute rule. The book while real tells a lie from the first word to.the last and should only ever be read as a bad work of fiction.