RE: Trump Speaks Like Regular Folk
July 28, 2016 at 6:03 am
(This post was last modified: July 28, 2016 at 6:18 am by I_am_not_mafia.)
I blame military technology for Trump's rise to power. Historically, it used to be that the cannon fodder had to breed at a fast enough rate to make up the numbers that were lost when being sent armed only with pitch forks as a distraction for the enemy's cannons. There isn't any point in educating walking fertiliser that is soon going to be smeared across some muddy field somewhere.
But since America lost Vietnam because the war became unpopular at home due to mass media revealing what war is actually like, they've spent too much money on keeping their cannon fodder alive. Trouble is that the cannon fodder then come home alive and vote for someone like Trump or Bush.
America should spend less money on the military but instead arrange hunting trips abroad for rednecks to get stuck in war zones around the world. It wouldn't cost much to arrange a safari trip for thousands of Trump supporters to hunt down IS in Iraq for example. The rednecks get access to loads of fun boom sticks and explosives and get themselves killed in the process. America saves loads of money and rids itself of idiotic Trump supporters.
Admit it, how many gun nuts on this very forum would love a chance to legitimately wear camouflage, be given an assault rifle, a 9mm pistol and a bag of grenades. It would mean the end of the Zombie film genre though as gun nuts would no longer have to fantasise about shooting moving targets.
Even better, set it up as a subsidised industry so it's out of the government's control. It might have stopped Russia from invading the Ukraine if they knew that the following summer an armed militia would have been booking their summer vacation there.
But since America lost Vietnam because the war became unpopular at home due to mass media revealing what war is actually like, they've spent too much money on keeping their cannon fodder alive. Trouble is that the cannon fodder then come home alive and vote for someone like Trump or Bush.
America should spend less money on the military but instead arrange hunting trips abroad for rednecks to get stuck in war zones around the world. It wouldn't cost much to arrange a safari trip for thousands of Trump supporters to hunt down IS in Iraq for example. The rednecks get access to loads of fun boom sticks and explosives and get themselves killed in the process. America saves loads of money and rids itself of idiotic Trump supporters.
Admit it, how many gun nuts on this very forum would love a chance to legitimately wear camouflage, be given an assault rifle, a 9mm pistol and a bag of grenades. It would mean the end of the Zombie film genre though as gun nuts would no longer have to fantasise about shooting moving targets.
Even better, set it up as a subsidised industry so it's out of the government's control. It might have stopped Russia from invading the Ukraine if they knew that the following summer an armed militia would have been booking their summer vacation there.
