I wish I had yall on Facebook

[Little lunch]

I often feel like saying y'all instead of you all because nobody would understand what I say in real life - youse.
So instead of saying, 'what are you all doing at the moment?', I would say, 'What are youse all up ta?'

I say youse.

It's funny. We speak English but when you go to write it down you think, 'that's not how I talk.'
Here, if you spoke like you wrote everyone would think you had a stick up your arse. :-)
You is ya. To is ta.
Words ending in ing have no g.
A T in the middle of the sentence becomes a D.
I should do one of those accent challenge thingos.