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I say youse.

It's funny. We speak English but when you go to write it down you think, 'that's not how I talk.'
Here, if you spoke like you wrote everyone would think you had a stick up your arse. :-)
You is ya. To is ta.
Words ending in ing have no g.
A T in the middle of the sentence becomes a D.
I should do one of those accent challenge thingos.

I can speak normal when I need to, but my Glaswegian accent and dialect always pops out at some point. Guaranteed.

If I was to type how I talked around my family and friends, you'd probably think there was something up with me.