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Joods

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RE: Keep calm and...

August 7, 2016 at 10:05 am

(August 7, 2016 at 5:09 am)Little lunch Wrote: How exciting.
May as well get some sleep. This'll be your last opportunity for about a year. :-)

This is the truest statement I've ever heard.

You don't get your sleep back until they've flown the nest.

Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand.

A well deserved beat down

(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work. If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now. Yes, I DO want fries with that.

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Keep calm and... - by LastPoet - August 7, 2016 at 4:29 am

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RE: Keep calm and... - by LastPoet - August 7, 2016 at 8:33 am

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RE: Keep calm and... - by Edwardo Piet - August 7, 2016 at 10:09 am

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RE: Keep calm and... - by The Valkyrie - August 7, 2016 at 7:45 pm

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RE: Keep calm and... - by SteelCurtain - August 7, 2016 at 8:41 pm

RE: Keep calm and... - by The Valkyrie - August 7, 2016 at 8:41 pm

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RE: Keep calm and... - by Little lunch - August 8, 2016 at 1:06 am

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