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Joods

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August 7, 2016 at 3:43 pm

(August 7, 2016 at 1:01 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Does it help to say that the second one usually goes a lot faster?

Heh....not necessarily. My first kid was 9 hours worth of labor. My second one was nearly 20 hours of labor. The body treats every pregnancy differently.

Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand.

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