Since there are believers already taking offense I want to ask you faithful to help us. Could you please help rate these posts according to my Blasphemy Scale? Numeric rating is 1 to 5 as described below:
1. No offense taken.
2. A little uncomfortable. Like you have a dental appointment next week.
3. Squirming in your seat. You might type these words : "Now stop that. That is simply rude!"
4. Offended plain and simple. You might threaten to never visit this thread again.
5. You scream "Blasphemer Burn! Burn the Blasphemer!" An interfaith fatwa is issued.
Thanks to any believer willing to participate. This thread is a practice space for the Big Day and we want to be as blasphemous as possible on 09/30/16.
1. No offense taken.
2. A little uncomfortable. Like you have a dental appointment next week.
3. Squirming in your seat. You might type these words : "Now stop that. That is simply rude!"
4. Offended plain and simple. You might threaten to never visit this thread again.
5. You scream "Blasphemer Burn! Burn the Blasphemer!" An interfaith fatwa is issued.
Thanks to any believer willing to participate. This thread is a practice space for the Big Day and we want to be as blasphemous as possible on 09/30/16.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
